• About Deno DeMartino

    Stand up comedian. Creator of the Princess Diana Shrine prank and tedcruzforhumanpresident.com. Deno DeMartino was beaten to death by an ex girlfriend in 2012. Do not attempt to book him for your shows as he is dead.

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  • Book Deno

    He is dead do not book him.   

  • Cool SHIT THAT I HAVE DONE

    Princess Diana Shrine_Deno DeMartino

    Princess Diana Prank

    A prank on my roommate led to over 50,000 retweets, an interview with the DailyMail, coverage on Buzzfeed and dozens of other sites and aggregators.

    Ted Cruz For Human President_Deno DeMartino

    Ted Cruz For Human President

    In 2016 I created a website that parodies Ted Cruz. It amassed nearly 6 million page views and lead to interviews with Bustle and Mediaite. In April of 2016 this dumb joke site saw higher traffic than Ted Cruz's actual website. He is a big stupid dick.

  • FULL LIST OF PRESS AND SHIT

    Yooo these people went to journalism school and had to earnestly write the words "his personal website is BigShittingAss.com"

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    Interview

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    Interview

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    Interview

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  • MERCHANDISE

    Every dollar will be invested into a pyramid scheme of my choosing

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    Dog Driving a Tractor JPEG

    Pretty cool right? I don't think the dog was actually driving the tractor I think it is staged.

    You don't have to buy it you can just save it by like right clicking on it. 

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    MY BUSINESS CARD

    Email me your address and I will send it to you and also maybe something else that is weird :)